Feeling Beltzville'd™

A 16-bit-ish browser cartridge. You’re Dad on a duck float, gliding down an increasingly strange lake, collecting dropped roller dogs and dodging everything the water throws at you.

An endless runner set at a lake that gets weirder the longer you last. Steer up and down to snag roller dogs while avoiding bacteria, algae, geese, turtles, and… diapers. You’ve got three hits. Grab power-ups on the way: soft pretzels (shield), candy apples (speed), pickles (invincibility), and root beer (a projectile you can charge up). Score is distance travelled, dogs collected, and how boldly you graze past hazards. Find the rare Portable TV to flip the whole thing into CRT mode. Runs entirely in the browser — no download.